Follow along here at The Deucecast Movie Picture Show with our Oscar picks... whoever picks the most right out of the four of us--Mikey, d$, Pinky and special guest, Dr Earl, gets the honor, the right, the duty, nay, the job... of selecting the worst movie possible for each of the other four cohosts to watch. This is not a title to be taken lightly.
MIKEY ONCE AGAIN WINS THE OSCAR POOL BECAUSE HE'S A LAME POOPERBISCUIT
Here are our picks:
Best Picture - 12 Years a Slave
Mikey - 12 Years a Slave
Dr Earl - 12 Years a Slave
d$ - American Hustle
Pinky - Gravity
Winner: 12 Years a Slave
Best Director - Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
Mikey - Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
Dr Earl - Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
d$ - Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
Pinky - Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
Best Actor - Matthew McConaughey
Mikey - Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
Dr Earl - Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
d$ - Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Pinky - Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actress - Cate Blanchett
Mikey - Cate Bkanchett, Blue Jasmine
Dr Earl - Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
d$ - Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Pinky - Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Best Supporting Actor - Jared Leto
Mikey - Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
Dr Earl - Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
d$ - Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
Pinky - Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
Best Supporting Actress - Lupita Nyong'o
Mikey - Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Dr Earl - Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
d$ - Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Pinky - Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Best Adapted Screenplay - 12 Years a Slave
Mikey - 12 Years a Slave
Dr Earl - Captain Phillips
d$ - The Wolf of Wall Street
Pinky - 12 Years a Slave
Best Original Screenplay - Her
Mikey - American Hustle
Dr Earl - American Hustle
d$ - Her
Pinky - American Hustle
Best Animated Film - Frozen
Mikey - Frozen
Dr Earl - Frozen
d$ - Frozen
Pinky - Frozen
Cinematography - Gravity
Mikey - Gravity
Dr Earl - Gravity
d$ - Gravity
Pinky - Gravity
Costume Design - The Great Gatsby
Mikey - The Great Gatsby
Dr Earl - American Hustle
d$ - American Hustle
Pinky - American Hustle
Documentary Feature - 20 Feet from Stardom
Mikey - 20 Feet from Stardom
Dr Earl - The Act of Killing
d$ - 20 Feet from Stardom
Pinky - The Act of Killing
Documentary Short - Prison Terminal
Mikey - The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life
Dr Earl - Karama Has No Walls
d$ - Prison Terminal: The Last Days of Private Jack Hall
Pinky - The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life
Film Editing - Gravity
Mikey - American Hustle
Dr Earl - Gravity
d$ - American Hustle
Pinky - Gravity
Un-'Merican Movie - The Great Beauty
Mikey - The Hunt (Denmark)
Dr Earl - The Broken Circle Breakdown (Belgium)
d$ - The Great Beauty (Italy)
Pinky - The Great Beauty (Italy)
Makeup & Hairstyling - Dallas Buyers Club
Mikey - Dallas Buyers Club
Dr Earl - Dallas Buyers Club
d$ - Dallas Buyers Club
Pinky - Dallas Buyers Club
Original Song - "Let It Go"
Mikey - "Let It Go" from Frozen
Dr Earl - "Let It Go" from Frozen
d$ - "Let It Go" from Frozen
Pinky - "Let It Go" from Frozen
Production Design - The Great Gatsby
Mikey - Gravity
Dr Earl - Gravity
d$ - American Hustle
Pinky - American Hustle
Short Film Animated - "Mr Hublot"
Mikey - "Get a Horse!"
Dr Earl - Mr Hublot
d$ - "Get a Horse!"
Pinky - "Get a Horse!"
Short Film Live Action - "Helium"
Mikey - "Avant De Tout Perdre (Just Before Losing Everything)"
Dr Earl - "Pitaako Mun Kaikki Hoitaa? (Do I Have to Take Care of Everything?)"
d$ - "Helium"
Pinky - "Helium"
Sound Editing - Gravity
Mikey - Gravity
Dr Earl - Gravity
d$ - Gravity
Pinky - Gravity
Sound Mixing - Gravity
Mikey - Gravity
Dr Earl - Gravity
d$ - Gravity
Pinky - Gravity
Visual Effects - Gravity
Mikey - Gravity
Dr Earl - Gravity
d$ - Gravity
Pinky - Gravity